Saturday, April 14, 2018

Flavored Gum

Cinnamon: Cinnamon flavored gum will give you the power to become invisible. That's right, Invisible! Imagine the things you could do with being invisible, stay up all night and play on your phone! Other things like making sure your teacher doesn't pick you for the next school project! People won't even know that you're there! The side effects are kidney failure and sudden bruises all over your body.


Strawberry: Strawberry flavored gum will give you the power of superhuman endurance! You'll be able to run for as long as you want and never get tired. Always mad that you can't play any more of your video games because you're tired? Wanna beat your friends on the next marathon? Well, now you can! And all it takes is one gum to make it all happen. The side effects of eating this your body slowly decomposing into only flesh and bones.


Blueberry: Blueberry flavored gum will give you the power to breathe underwater! Ever wanted to swim in the ocean and see all the fish but never had your scuba diving gear? Well, with Cinnamon flavored gum you can just walk into the water with no worries! The side effects are growing gills on your body and probably not making any friends because of those weird looking gills. 


Apple: Apple flavored gum will give you the power of time travel! Time is everywhere! Ever wanted to go back and see the past or look into the future? Well, there's nothing stopping you now! The side effects are seeing yourself and probably causing a major world disaster. Warning: don't ever go too far into the future or past, otherwise the whole world will be changed for the best or for the worst (mainly the worse).


Banana: Banana flavored gum will grant you the power of invulnerability. Nothing can you hurt you, and I mean "nothing". It's not just physical but spiritual and mental as well. Ever felt depressed and lonely, well with invulnerability that won't be a problem! Ever had someone bully you? Well, now you can bully them! The possibilities and are endless! Side effects include death or a sudden obsession for more bananas.

 Rice: Rice flavored gum will give you the power of being noticeable! Have no friends? Want to be popular? Well with one taste of this "Ricegum" you can have all the attention you've ever wanted! Side effects include people most likely always staring at you, teacher's always picking you to answer the questions, never having a single moment to yourself. This flavor of gum was sponsored by he Youtube sensation "Ricegum"!

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